Massive class action Libel suit launched against WHO EMF-project
Switzerland Created:
1 Apr 2014
Today a major class action suit on behalf of 187456345
plaintiffs was launched against World Health Organisation EMF project.
The association Lab Rats International have launched a
campaign to clear their name. Other species of science are also considering
joining the class action.
R.O Dent, a lawyer representing the association, stated that
rats do accept that they are perceived as vermin, but simply won't tolerate
being labelled as crazies, as is clearly implied by the WHOs attribution of
biological effects of RF exposures to purely psychological factors.
One member of the association squeaked its frustration at
the press conference: "its like everyone now think we be nuts or
something... dude! we can do mazes! so we cant be, like, all stupid, eh?".
Mr Dent said that his clients felt betrayed for all their
hard work in science and warned that if the WHO did not publicly apologize,
they would suffer an invasion from "both the heavens and below" as
angry birds and rats have vowed to descent and rise on Geneva in support of the
campaign.
The WHO EMF project has not yet responded to requests for
comment.
No comments:
Post a Comment